Sparknotes

Funny story-

I was in a crowded elevator when a girl from my English class steps in. She asks me if I read Walden, which we are supposed to have completed by tomorrow. I shake my head, and reply that I've been stuck on page EIGHT ever since I started. She gives me this "oh my god" look. "It was too boring," I say. "I'm going to Sparknote it tonight." To my surprise, I hear a general murmur of agreement, look around, and everyone in that elevator was nodding his or her head going "yeahhh".

Sparknotes.

I felt so esteemed after receiving that collective nod.
Now, back to Sparknotes.